Be bigger than you ever thought.

↓ BOOST YOUR EGO BELOW!

What Is Dick Tape?

The confidence-boosting novelty measuring tape with a slightly “enhanced” scale. We shifted the markings just enough to give you a boost without being obvious.
Your numbers go up. Your ego goes up. Everybody wins.

BUY NOW!

How it works

Dick Tape is here to help you turn average into impressive.

We built Dick Tape with one thing in mind: making your numbers look better.

Every detail from the adjusted measurements to the discreet design is made to boost your stats and your ego.

Go ahead, measure up and enjoy the results.
BUY NOW!

The Perfect gift idea

Looking for a Gag Gift?
Stocking Stuffer?
Bachelor party?
To help a friend in need?

Give the gift that truly keeps on giving, the gift of girth.

No one has to know

Dick Tape looks just like a regular measuring tape. No one will ever know the numbers are a little… friendlier.

We use discreet packaging
and offer anonymous shipping.

BUY NOW!

Sizemore Says:

"Show em' there's more to you than meets the eye!

It's not about reality, It's about confidence.

And Dick Tape provides you with the confidence that you need to show off what you've got with pride.

We've designed Dick Tape to give you just a bit more on top, if you know what we mean ;).

And so what if we've exaggerated a little? At the end of the day, the numbers are what really matter!"

BUY NOW!